Ma belle-mère sest coincée sous la table basse, comment je la sors de là sans la baiser ?

Ma belle-mère sest coincée sous la table basse, comment je la sors de là sans la baiser ?

In August 843, Charlemagnes grandsons signed the Treaty of Verdun. This created West Francia, Middle Francia (Lotharingia) and East Francia. It will eventually lead to France and the Holy Roman Empire. Our whole conception of European nation-states was shaped during this timeperiod

In August 843, Charlemagnes grandsons signed the Treaty of Verdun. This created West Francia, Middle Francia (Lotharingia) and East Francia. It will eventually lead to France and the Holy Roman Empire. Our whole conception of European nation-states was shaped during this timeperiod

I am moving to Paris soon, and I have never related so much to Homer :)

I am moving to Paris soon, and I have never related so much to Homer 🙂

Toute la France est occupée par la canicule. Toute ? Oui, même la Bretagne…

Toute la France est occupée par la canicule. Toute ? Oui, même la Bretagne…

The smoke emitted by the fires in Gironde and Landes (France) is visible in the image acquired by Copernicus Sentinel3 🇪🇺 on 19 July (Source in the comments)

The smoke emitted by the fires in Gironde and Landes (France) is visible in the image acquired by Copernicus Sentinel3 🇪🇺 on 19 July (Source in the comments)

France for the first time in history got to the number 1 rank in rugby and only held it for a week.

France for the first time in history got to the number 1 rank in rugby and only held it for a week.

L a Grèce soutient la France avec deux Canadairs pour faire face aux grands feux de forêt, à travers le Mécanisme européen pour la Protection civile

L a Grèce soutient la France avec deux Canadairs pour faire face aux grands feux de forêt, à travers le Mécanisme européen pour la Protection civile

Ça va

Quand je vois le bordel dans le monde, leffondrement du Sri-Lanka et du Liban, la guerre en ukraine, le bordel aux USA, la dictature chinoise, la violence dans les pays sud américain,… Je me dis que lon est quand même super bien dans notre belle France/Europe de louest. Il faut protéger ça.

Quand je vois le bordel dans le monde, leffondrement du Sri-Lanka et du Liban, la guerre en ukraine, le bordel aux USA, la dictature chinoise, la violence dans les pays sud américain,… Je me dis que lon est quand même super bien dans notre belle France/Europe de louest. Il faut protéger ça.

Vive la France! . . . . Merci beaucoup mon plus vieil ami.

Vive la France! . . . . Merci beaucoup mon plus vieil ami.

oi!!!! oi!!!!

In 2014, this French weather presenter announced the forecast for 18 August 2050 in France as part of a campaign to alert to the reality of climate change. Now her forecast that day is the actual forecast for the coming 4 or 5 days, in mid-June 2022.

In 2014, this French weather presenter announced the forecast for 18 August 2050 in France as part of a campaign to alert to the reality of climate change. Now her forecast that day is the actual forecast for the coming 4 or 5 days, in mid-June 2022.

RT @ukraine_world: 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇮🇹🇷🇴France, Germany, Italy and Romania support Ukraines candidacy for the EU membership, @EmmanuelMacron stated dur…

RT @ukraine_world: 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇮🇹🇷🇴France, Germany, Italy and Romania support Ukraines candidacy for the EU membership, @EmmanuelMacron stated dur…

France is so poor, their Nascar racers have to use bicycles and public roads.

France is so poor, their Nascar racers have to use bicycles and public roads.

These parts of Spain, Portugal and a small part of France are the only areas of Europe where there is landmass directly on the opposite side of the world from these particular locations (antipode)

These parts of Spain, Portugal and a small part of France are the only areas of Europe where there is landmass directly on the opposite side of the world from these particular locations (antipode)

funding dictatorships since ever

Dans le 19ème arrondissement de Paris, un collectif de street art a réalisé un faux panneau Chemin de traverse en référence à Harry Potter en 2021. Lors du remplacement du poteau, la mairie a confondue le panneau pour un vrai et a fait installer un panneau officiel à la place.

Dans le 19ème arrondissement de Paris, un collectif de street art a réalisé un faux panneau Chemin de traverse en référence à Harry Potter en 2021. Lors du remplacement du poteau, la mairie a confondue le panneau pour un vrai et a fait installer un panneau officiel à la place.

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RT @LeChouNews: Emmanuel Macron Miserable As Prospect Of Five More Thankless Years In Charge Of The French Looks Likely https://t.co/fG7HVc…

RT @LeChouNews: Emmanuel Macron Miserable As Prospect Of Five More Thankless Years In Charge Of The French Looks Likely https://t.co/fG7HVc…

mépris

à une France européenne

Both pretending to be heroes of france, but willing to sell it out to a forgein despot at the first opportunity.

Both pretending to be heroes of france, but willing to sell it out to a forgein despot at the first opportunity.

marie can’t win

Can someone explain whats going on in France right now? It cant be possible for the EU to get another Putin puppet, Orban is already causing enough problems

Can someone explain whats going on in France right now? It cant be possible for the EU to get another Putin puppet, Orban is already causing enough problems

Je vais bientot visiter la France. Y a til des belles plages du coté droit de carte?

Je vais bientot visiter la France. Y a til des belles plages du coté droit de carte?

Putins map of France, like the previous post, because why not, I hope you all dont mind your new citizenship. // La carte de France à la Poutine, comme le poteau précédent. Pourquoi, me direz vous ? Parce que cest possible. À la mémoire de notre gloire passée, et à ces maudits anglois.

Putins map of France, like the previous post, because why not, I hope you all dont mind your new citizenship. // La carte de France à la Poutine, comme le poteau précédent. Pourquoi, me direz vous ? Parce que cest possible. À la mémoire de notre gloire passée, et à ces maudits anglois.

Merci France! Your donations for the refugees have arrived in Romania! You are the best

Merci France! Your donations for the refugees have arrived in Romania! You are the best

Je crois pas que jarborerais le drapeau chez moi si jétais encore en France, mais ici, aux USA, javais envie de le faire. Mon mari veut une explication, mais je nen ai pas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Je crois pas que jarborerais le drapeau chez moi si jétais encore en France, mais ici, aux USA, javais envie de le faire. Mon mari veut une explication, mais je nen ai pas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Un champ de bataille de la 1ère guerre mondiale, par un matin glacial, Somme.

Un champ de bataille de la 1ère guerre mondiale, par un matin glacial, Somme.

Macron porte un hoodie de lunité des forces spéciales de larmée de lair

Macron porte un hoodie de lunité des forces spéciales de larmée de lair

Cocorico! Le Studio Fortiche rafle la mise aux oscars du film danimation

Cocorico! Le Studio Fortiche rafle la mise aux oscars du film danimation

France the only place you need a degree to understand the PowerPoint presentation on how to cancel a internet contract

France the only place you need a degree to understand the PowerPoint presentation on how to cancel a internet contract

wolverine

Faire des meetings à Versailles, cest vraiment le summun du flex français

Faire des meetings à Versailles, cest vraiment le summun du flex français

Le candidat Macron assume de repousser progressivement lâge de la retraite à 65 ans

Le candidat Macron assume de repousser progressivement lâge de la retraite à 65 ans

don’t forget

Une technique bien connue, les russes ont aucune chance

Une technique bien connue, les russes ont aucune chance

*regarde son calendrier avec inquiétude*

*regarde son calendrier avec inquiétude*

An anonymous French presidential source was quoted as saying Putin and Macron had agreed that there would be trilateral talks on February 21 between Russia, Ukraine, and the OSCE.https://t.co/uzbecjtYyL

An anonymous French presidential source was quoted as saying Putin and Macron had agreed that there would be trilateral talks on February 21 between Russia, Ukraine, and the OSCE.

https://t.co/uzbecjtYyL

Salutations de Belgrade, frères français, vous êtes les seuls à nous avoir aidés pendant la première guerre mondiale, les anciens généraux serbes disaient quils avaient deux patries, la Serbie et la France. Chers français, les serbes vous aiment

Salutations de Belgrade, frères français, vous êtes les seuls à nous avoir aidés pendant la première guerre mondiale, les anciens généraux serbes disaient quils avaient deux patries, la Serbie et la France. Chers français, les serbes vous aiment

admission requirements

French Conservative Presidential Candidate Valerie Pecresse Photographed Drinking SOUTH AFRICAN Wine, Opinion Polling Plummets To Near 0% https://t.co/YN3tPbrJRz

French Conservative Presidential Candidate Valerie Pecresse Photographed Drinking SOUTH AFRICAN Wine, Opinion Polling Plummets To Near 0% https://t.co/YN3tPbrJRz

Eric Zemmour Says He Will Defend France From Elders Of Smurfdoms ‘Great Smurfplacement Plan If Elected https://t.co/eVrFu6PvjY

Eric Zemmour Says He Will Defend France From Elders Of Smurfdoms ‘Great Smurfplacement Plan If Elected https://t.co/eVrFu6PvjY

Exactly 16 years ago today, a French Jewish man, Ilan Halimi, was left to die near a railway line. Kidnapped because he was Jewish and thus presumed wealthy, he had been tortured for 3 weeks and finally burned alive. This case horrified France, and showcased a renewal of anti-Semitism in the country

Exactly 16 years ago today, a French Jewish man, Ilan Halimi, was left to die near a railway line. Kidnapped because he was Jewish and thus presumed wealthy, he had been tortured for 3 weeks and finally burned alive. This case horrified France, and showcased a renewal of anti-Semitism in the country

BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé To Leave Paris For Madrid, Macron Admits It Is A Major Policy Failing Of France’s EU Council Presidency https://t.co/dB12LXrHDu

BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé To Leave Paris For Madrid, Macron Admits It Is A Major Policy Failing Of France’s EU Council Presidency https://t.co/dB12LXrHDu

France’s foreign minister has accused a Russia-backed mercenary group of plundering the resources of the West African nation of Mali.https://t.co/EW9ea0T5gP

France’s foreign minister has accused a Russia-backed mercenary group of plundering the resources of the West African nation of Mali.

https://t.co/EW9ea0T5gP

22 January 1793: After being found guilty of high treason by the French National Convention (self-instituted as a tribunal for the occasion) King Louis XVI of France is executed by guillotine as a French citizen under the name of Citizen Louis Capet.

22 January 1793: After being found guilty of high treason by the French National Convention (self-instituted as a tribunal for the occasion) King Louis XVI of France is executed by guillotine as a French citizen under the name of Citizen Louis Capet.

Emmanuel Macron Bids ‘Adieu’ To French Citizens, Before Retreating To His Hollowed-Out Volcano Lair To Prepare For This Year’s Presidential Election https://t.co/7Xok8l1twp

Emmanuel Macron Bids ‘Adieu’ To French Citizens, Before Retreating To His Hollowed-Out Volcano Lair To Prepare For This Year’s Presidential Election https://t.co/7Xok8l1twp

Multilingualism refers to the 24 official languages of the European Union, except if the speaker is French; in that case it just means more French. https://t.co/ZGtI8ecFx8

Multilingualism refers to the 24 official languages of the European Union, except if the speaker is French; in that case it just means more French. https://t.co/ZGtI8ecFx8

1904 – u winning son?
1918 – son we won!

27 years ago, members of the GIA hijacked Air France Flight 8969 at Algiers airport (Algeria), executing 3 passengers in the process, with the goal of blowing up the plane over the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Pictured, the GIGN assault on December 26 once the plane reached Marseille.

27 years ago, members of the GIA hijacked Air France Flight 8969 at Algiers airport (Algeria), executing 3 passengers in the process, with the goal of blowing up the plane over the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Pictured, the GIGN assault on December 26 once the plane reached Marseille.

Warships from throughout Europe and the rest of the World gather in Portsmouth Naval Base, UK to celebrate the 200th anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar, and the death of Lord Nelson, 2005. Ships at the event ranged from Turkey to The Netherlands, and Russia to France: a rare sight.

Warships from throughout Europe and the rest of the World gather in Portsmouth Naval Base, UK to celebrate the 200th anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar, and the death of Lord Nelson, 2005. Ships at the event ranged from Turkey to The Netherlands, and Russia to France: a rare sight.

skrr

Macron’s Mum Makes Him Share Birthday Party With Charles Michel, ‘I Don’t Care If It’s His Birthday Too! This Should Be All About ME!’ Whines French Prez https://t.co/AQ28ZtzHTD

Macron’s Mum Makes Him Share Birthday Party With Charles Michel, ‘I Don’t Care If It’s His Birthday Too! This Should Be All About ME!’ Whines French Prez https://t.co/AQ28ZtzHTD

On this day in 1782, in Annonay, France, the Montgolfier brothers experience the first flight of a balloon, built by them, which using only hot air, is able to rise about 2000 meters above the ground. The following year the first free flight with transport of human crew takes place.

On this day in 1782, in Annonay, France, the Montgolfier brothers experience the first flight of a balloon, built by them, which using only hot air, is able to rise about 2000 meters above the ground. The following year the first free flight with transport of human crew takes place.

The earliest known photograph to include a recognizable human form was taken in Paris in 1838 by Louis Daguerre. The street would have been busy with people and horse traffic, but due to the 10 minute exposure time anything moving was not captured except for the people seen on the street corner.

The earliest known photograph to include a recognizable human form was taken in Paris in 1838 by Louis Daguerre. The street would have been busy with people and horse traffic, but due to the 10 minute exposure time anything moving was not captured except for the people seen on the street corner.

when far right meets covid

Cette mode d’acheter des monstres américains pour se déplacer en ville est d’une toxicité sans pareil. Que ce soit niveau pollution, bruit, gène visuel, danger sur la route, espace gâché,… J’espère que les lois finiront par mettre fin à cette tendance…

Cette mode d’acheter des monstres américains pour se déplacer en ville est d’une toxicité sans pareil. Que ce soit niveau pollution, bruit, gène visuel, danger sur la route, espace gâché,… J’espère que les lois finiront par mettre fin à cette tendance…

Emmanuel Macron TRICKED Into Showing Up At EU’s Committee Of The Regions, ‘Someone Is Getting Fired For This,’ Fumes French President https://t.co/XuURqEs5w4

Emmanuel Macron TRICKED Into Showing Up At EU’s Committee Of The Regions, ‘Someone Is Getting Fired For This,’ Fumes French President https://t.co/XuURqEs5w4

Michel Barnier Pledges To Move France’s Capital To Mont Sant-Michel If Elected President, In Yet Another Bizarre Rant #Elysee2022 https://t.co/t5XDgor024

Michel Barnier Pledges To Move France’s Capital To Mont Sant-Michel If Elected President, In Yet Another Bizarre Rant #Elysee2022 https://t.co/t5XDgor024

France, Italy Agree To Work Together In New Cheese Treaty, ‘There’s No Reason For War Between Camembert And Mozzarella’ Say Leaders https://t.co/eqHIqEQBoa

France, Italy Agree To Work Together In New Cheese Treaty, ‘There’s No Reason For War Between Camembert And Mozzarella’ Say Leaders https://t.co/eqHIqEQBoa

Espace nécessaire en ville pour transporter 63 personnes en tramway, à vélo ou en voiture. La voiture est le mode de transport le moins optimisé en ville, sans compter la pollution générée, les nuisances sonores et les accidents. Il faut développer les infrastructures cyclables et les transports!

Espace nécessaire en ville pour transporter 63 personnes en tramway, à vélo ou en voiture. La voiture est le mode de transport le moins optimisé en ville, sans compter la pollution générée, les nuisances sonores et les accidents. Il faut développer les infrastructures cyclables et les transports!

Luxembourg’s Plagiarising PM Says World Needs An Agreement On Climate Change, Drafts Deal That Is 96% The Same As 2015’s Paris Accords https://t.co/ihWmcAELXt

Luxembourg’s Plagiarising PM Says World Needs An Agreement On Climate Change, Drafts Deal That Is 96% The Same As 2015’s Paris Accords https://t.co/ihWmcAELXt

Anna Bilińska “Unfinished Self-Portrait” (1892). Intended for the count Ignacy Korwin-Milewski gallery of artists’ self-portraits, painted in 1892 in Paris, not completed due to the artist’s fatal illness and premature death at the age of 39

Anna Bilińska “Unfinished Self-Portrait” (1892). Intended for the count Ignacy Korwin-Milewski gallery of artists’ self-portraits, painted in 1892 in Paris, not completed due to the artist’s fatal illness and premature death at the age of 39

isn’t that amazing 😂

dude… noir… really

messi psg

France EEZ, UNCLO(United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea) officially recognize France’s claim for extension of 730.000 Km² of its Exclusive Economic Zone(Additional 500.000 Km² are still in being studied by UNCLOS members Answer in 2022).

lfe-🤖: France EEZ, UNCLO(United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea) officially recognize France’s claim for extension of 730.000 Km² of its Exclusive Economic Zone(Additional 500.000 Km² are still in being studied by UNCLOS members Answer in 2022).